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    November 15

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    在新加坡的时候,和辣妈在家的后山上跑步。辣妈口渴了,小娘子指给她看山上的自动饮水机。辣妈很欣喜,问我为什么新加坡有这么好的免费自动饮水设备。小娘子半玩笑的对老妈说:因为你女儿和女婿是纳税人啊。
     
    和辣妈一起回北京逛天安门广场,本来想参观人民大会堂的,没想到门口有个很拽的门卫像打发要饭的似的对参观者说:那边,那边买票,30一张。
    辣妈质问门卫老大:我是纳税人,每年纳那么多税,凭什么还要收我的门票。
    小娘子(惊,大惊):妈,你还真会活学活用啊....其实你可以对他说,你过去开公司还给国家提供了很多就业机会....
    辣妈深以为然。
     
    今天和辣妈逛家乐福,人生三急,却发现卫生间里没卫生纸,辣妈摇摇头;出来以后发现有洗手液的设施没有洗手液,有干手机却不供电,辣妈又摇摇头。
    辣妈:中国的基础设施硬件都是不错的,不过软件上实在太差...人的素质也跟不上,都不冲马桶的。
    小娘子抱着老妈:妈,你怎么一副资深老海归的样子啊。
     
    在扶梯上,小娘子搂着辣妈说:妈妈很多时候就像小孩子一样。
    辣妈:我哪里像小孩子,我是大老虎!嗷呜嗷呜......
     
    在新家的工地上,
    木工师傅:你老公呢?怎么没陪你来啊?
    小娘子:他不要我了。
    木工师傅:嘿嘿,这年头,我只听说女的不要男的,哪有男的不要女的....(掷地有声)

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    Aiqiangwrote:
    哈哈 妈妈说自己是大老虎.....
    Nov. 16

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